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If you give a blogger some ambien and set her loose on Etsy, she will find a pretty font she likes.

The font will remind her she really needs to do her signature.

Which will lead her to spend $15 on a premade logo.

The premade logo will remind her how much she likes brights colors.

She will begin to realize she made a mistake creating such a bland personal website.

Then she will decide to redo it because all her boys are sick and there is a big snow storm coming.

When she puts the pretty logo on the new site, she is inspired to do something different.

Which leads her to another night of graphics shopping.

Now, sleep deprived, she decides to completely redesign the site.

Happy with what she is seeing, she realizes she needs new business cards.

She decided to buy a bunch of other branded crap she doesn’t need while she was sucked into the Vista Print sales.

Then she remembered that in order to really re-brand she would have to create a new timeline template and twitter background.

Which sent her template shopping.

While she was there she realized her slider frames suck.

So she bought some more.

And you know, when a digital mom buys a new graphic, she might as well give up the ambien…..