You sorta suck lately. Just sayin'. People think I have this awesome gig going on reviewing all these awesome spas and I have go admit, last week when I was in heaven at Orange Skye you had me fooled too. But you are a tease. You lured me in with the promise of botox last Friday, only to have your friend, Demon of Infectious Diseases visit me instead. In place of muscle relaxing facial juice, I was served a serious case of  'oh, better not to mention it'. Oh, and that awesome invite to Vail for a full spa day? Yeah, really cool of you to put it on the one day I have an appointment with Carter that can't be changed. And don't think I didn't notice know you screwed up my video of Mary at Relaxed, Yet? But I got you back for that with some awesome footage of how to give yourself a butt massage. I will be publishing that soon here. You need to stop screwing with me. My last few blog posts are pretty indicative of the fact that I am about to go postal on someone. I really didn't want it to be you. Honestly, I really like you and the gifts you give me. SO can we make a deal? You stop making bad things happen on the few days I get to relax and I won't write you nasty ...

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